Some made me laugh out loud, some made me snicker and others just made me go, huh?"I am like big cat; I like to be held." (I want to write to him, "I have teeth like dog, I bite.")
"Life's short, let's not be idle." (What the heck?)
"Will you be my Christmas surprise?" (Too bad it is February mister!)
"Want to go to a Little League game?" (Oh this sounds like an excellent man to date!)
"Ladies! Blue Light Special!" (He looks like he has been picked over for a reason too.)
"I'm not perfect, but I'm not a loser." (oh hee-hee-hooo! Holy smokes, I laughed!)
"Middle-aged man with some spunk left." (Oh heaven help me.)
These are just a few I came across tonight. Most guys always say "Nice guy looking for a nice girl" and then the nice girl gets described as something completely unattainable, unless she is plastic and her name is Barbie.
What are some of the best dating profile titles you have come across?
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I have a beautiful body, can I hold it against you???
seriously
slapping forehead!!!
"I will never leave you."
Seriously.
Looking for a woman who likes men who look like shrek....
"I'm not perfect, but I'm not a loser." Fuck, I can't even describe how brilliant that is. Excellent post.
Check out my latest - I finally bedded a girl. Sort of.
plentymorefishoutofwater.blogspot.com
"Are you Cleopatra? Cuz I'm looking for my queen of denial..."
Really.
"A prince looking for his princess."
"Let's go have a bud light with lime."
the people that message me do not even have the wit to send things like that!
I get
"Hi how r u"
*shakes head*
Lottie x
Mine was "Maybe we can get together and you can punch me in the ovaries"
Although, I must note that I posted this on Craigslist in the "Strictly Platonic" section. We've been dating for two years and live together.
http://ajenaday.blogspot.com
"Middle aged man with some spunk left". Sell yourself, baby.
Brilliant post, love it!
Kate x
http://search-for-the-perfect10.blogspot.com
Oh man, these are great, so much better than the typical boring, same old same old drivel.
A good one I saw the other day was:
"Would you believe me if I said I played for Van Halen?"
The more you judge, the less you love.
And thus I clothe my naked villany
Those are rally funny! I had a good laugh. I might as well think of a funny dating profile title myself.
"I'm ready to date . . . I have coupons."
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